A japanese man
is playing golf in Edinburgh and on the 18th hole meets another japanese golfer. They introduce themselves and start talking.

"Where abouts are you from?" asks the first man.

"Tokyo" replies the other

"Really? Me too. Which district?"

"Shinjuku distict" replies the other man

"Amazing, that's where I'm from. Where do you work?" asks the first man.

"I work for the Tokyo Sewage and Sanitation Service" says the second man.

"I don't believe it" says the first man "I've worked for Tokyo Sewage and Sanitation for twenty years, how is it that we never met?"

"I guess we're just a couple of nips that passed in the shite"

/coat
(Bo Nidle Fighting the tyranny of length gags on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:37, closed)

*click*
brilliant.
(bazmorningstar Meal Of Yule On Time. Xmas dinner must be punctual, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:41, closed)

Ah, casual racism
Gets a click from me, anyway
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:42, closed)

I was going
to try formal racism but I couldn't find my dinner jacket.
(Bo Nidle Fighting the tyranny of length gags on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:58, closed)

I'm not clicking the original post
but I'm clicking your response here like a bastard.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:32, closed)

Have a click
excellent pun
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:47, closed)

Yup, I'm in
.
(Monty Boyce : the voice of reason as always, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:58, closed)

Absolute genius
And as such, I'm clicking like an epileptic flamenco dancer.
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:35, closed)