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Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Mahatma Ghandi
...walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He was a spiritual person. Even when he was not on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. Due to this diet, he wound up with very bad breath. Therefore, he came to be known as a . . .


super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 15:50, closed)
haha
i like
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 15:58, closed)
how long
did it take to make that up?

minutes?



days?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:34, closed)
you've never heard this before?
it makes me want to murder people
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:25, closed)
After you
with the deluxe murdering device (TM) with added rabid hamsters.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:34, closed)

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