Pure FuryA friend's dad once stormed up to me and threatened to "punch your stupid face in" because I pointed a camera at him. I was 11. Have you ever done something innocent or made a harmless joke that ended in threats to your person? Tell us about it.
Thanks to Skullfunkerry for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:28)
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Answerphone apoplexyA mate of mine once played me a voicemail he'd received. I can't remember it exactly, but it was along the lines of "Andy you fucker I'm going to kill you I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THAT TO ME YOU BASTARD I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY YOU'D BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK I FUCKING KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE YOU WANKER YOU'RE GOING TO WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN I'M GOING TO...oh sorry, I've just realised this is the wrong number, sorry".
My mate's name is Andrew, but no-one calls him Andy... and to this day we don't know if it was a mate winding him up or a genuine mistake.
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skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:13,
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Hahahaha - an actual entry! Hurrah!This should win.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 12:17,
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Here's the Scottish remix.www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TmnEWNzngCI
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:46,
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