Pure FuryA friend's dad once stormed up to me and threatened to "punch your stupid face in" because I pointed a camera at him. I was 11. Have you ever done something innocent or made a harmless joke that ended in threats to your person? Tell us about it.
Thanks to Skullfunkerry for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:28)
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i've seen many a meltdownfrom the crazy bitch who slashed her boyfriend's tyres because he forgot to ask for vinegar on her chips, to the pissed-up bloke who started a fight with an entire club full of people because one of them looked at him funny, but the one i remember best is umbrella man. he was the bloke who went into full rage mode when he couldn't control his umbrella. he swore at it, smacked it onto the ground, pleaded with it, the lot. finally he got it open and the wind immediately blew the damn thing inside out. the anguished shriek/wail was wonderful, but not as wonderful as when he decided to stamp on the umbrella and got his foot jammed in it. i watched from my living room window, almost crying with laughter. i'm so, so glad he never saw me!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:14,
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THAT BASTARD FUCKING UMBRELLA, IT WAS MOCKING ME(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:38, closed)
DON'T LAUGH AT ME! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU(, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:00, closed)
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