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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Some pre-teen ruffian
spouted out "GOTH!" at me as I was walking past. Then asked if I was a goth.
I then asked if their mum got pregnancy discount at Booze Buster's.

Complete silence.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 22:54, 6 replies)
This clearly happened

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 23:04, closed)
That's amazing
When I read this, there was complete silence too

Spooky...
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 23:54, closed)
Had she been drinking bourbon, like a fox.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 3:38, closed)
thanatos fucked a raven & thought you might be the offspring.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 25 Nov 2011, 7:20, closed)
Ha ha ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:13, closed)
i like this one

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 25 Nov 2011, 9:18, closed)

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