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Amorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)

(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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The Joys of Autumn
Walking back from the station the other day I was happily indulging in the simple pleasure of kicking all the piles of fallen leaves.

Approaching me in the other direction was a lady with a little girl who was similarly amusing herself (the little girl not the lady). As I walked past them the following exchange took place:

"Georgia, stop kicking the leaves!"

"But Mummy, that man's kicking the leaves too"

"Well his Mummy's not here to tell him off is she"
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:36, 5 replies)
I like this

(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:06, closed)
me too

(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:16, closed)
Me three

(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:28, closed)
me four.

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:04, closed)
me six

(, Mon 28 Nov 2011, 9:36, closed)

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