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Confess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
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Turned it black.
Being a girl, I don't have a penis..

But once I sucked my boyfriends little fella so hard it turned black all over. I'm imagine from busting the blood vessels or something.

Edit: Also, I'm just guessing, but I think he may have been just a bit proud of it. He told everybody he saw of it. And if he didn't tell them, he showed them the picture on his phone. I don't know why.

Crazy Moley Foley.

At least now he can say he's had a black dick, if nothing else.

So really, I did him a favour.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:32, closed)
Ouch

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:33, closed)
good work
did it fall off?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:37, closed)
At least...
that's what he told you to explain the blackness...
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:51, closed)
Nah, it's because he put it in the photocopier...
...and she'd been eating Blackjacks.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 13:59, closed)
Actually
it's because he was a black guy

YOU RACISTS
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:06, closed)
But...
I HATE Black jacks :[
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:11, closed)
[citation needed]

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:24, closed)
It's true..
He doesn't have the same phone anymore other wise I would have posted the picture up.
It wasn't hard at the time, which probably contributed.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 23:21, closed)
I've heard of this.
Never had it happen, thank god, but I've heard of it.

Ouch.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:27, closed)
Actually
he said it didn't hurt that much.

I believed him at the time, but now I have come to realise he was either trying to make me not feel so guilty and embarrassed about the whole thing or trying to be some kind of tough man.
Probably both.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 16:09, closed)
Presumably
it never turned back.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:04, closed)
My best friend in high school...
...once told me about this other girl we knew who asked my best friend for blowjob advice. I don't remember what she told her, but a while later this girl came to school with bright red cheeks because of burst blood vessels.

Lesson? Blowjobs Can Hurt!*

*not usually though.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 1:25, closed)

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