Veet
I once had a little issue with Veet hair removal cream.

I like to keep myself nicely trimmed. Men take note.... women if you are that way inclined, and indeed other gay men prefer a nicely trimmed cock and balls in their mouth, than something that is festuned in corse hair.
Pubes between your teeth is not a good look while attempting to be sexy! I digress...

I decided that it would be labour saving to try some of my step mothers leg and airpit hair removal cream on my gentleman area, rather than my usual method of ball bag trimming with clippers and razor...I also thought (wrongly) it would be safer.

So there I was naked covering my parts in Veet egerly awaiting the smooth clean looking result that awaited. I finished applying the cream and then decided to read the instructions....it said something about leaving it on for about 6 mins or so...so i thought give it 10 mins to be on the safe side, and I'll wash it off.

Well I got a little side tracked watching Murder she wrote or something similar and sort of forgot. Forgot that is until the slight tingling sensation which I at first found to be almost horny, suddenly became well, a burning pain which felt like battery acid had just been poured over my scrotum.

I ran to the bathroom, and jumped in the shower, the smell from this stuff by this point was vile, so i grabbed at the shower head and directed it at my cock and balls......OMG!!!!!! The fire that was now raging in my pant area was unbelievable. I had to turn the shower to cold, and very carefully washed this eveil goo off myself.

After about 30 mins of 'hosing myself down' I emerged from the shower a broken man.

The Veet had done it's job...It had removed my scrotal hair, but it had also removed most of the skin on my scrotum and imediate area.

I was red raw. The pain was almost overwhelming. Thank god for Sudocream!

I had to get a 2nd opinion, to see if I should seek medical help from my friend who is a nurse. She advised me just to keep it clean and covered and use plenty of Sudocream.

Fortunately there have been no lasting effects from this, suffice to say I have gone back to the clippers and razor, as this method seems to be a hell of a lot safer!!
(iwantmybed Is counting down the hours till home time on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:33, 17 replies)

Haha silly gayer : )
Women have a higher pain threshold which is why only we can use this stuff.
( girlinthehole, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:38, closed)

ouch!
I did that to my legs once at the start of a summer holiday.. it hurt enough on my legs!

It was also mortifying going swimming.. I would have to dive into the pool where we were staying really quick so nobody saw my disturbing legs!
(miss.spanky.pants .. is looking for a handsome prince..., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:41, closed)

Flamin' balls of fire, mate
flamin' balls of fire...

Nicely told!
( SpankyHanky, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:42, closed)

Flamin balls of fire
was a understatement.

I sobbed a little.....I shed a tear or two in absolute all consumming agony...but I had to be quiet as the step mother was in the house at the time.....the thoughts running through my mind were if I had to go to A&E, how I would explain the reasons behind having 3rd degree burns on my ball bag to

A, my step mother on the way out of the house
B, my father when I got home
C the receptionist / Triage person, who always seem to make you say exactly why you are there and for what reason in front of a crowded waiting area.

What would i say...?

I slipped making some tea and managed to neatly dip my balls in the hot drink...was cooking a chicken.... naked.. and opened the oven and was caught by a steam blast...

It's almost like one of those 'true life' stories on Sky of when somebody 'sat down' and got a carrot or other foreign object wedged in their rectum, completelty unintentionally of course!! Then had to have it 'removed' by a medical professional.
(iwantmybed Is counting down the hours till home time on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:04, closed)

I imagine
the best thing to do is dip your balls in some yogurt and let the pain subside... Obviously, if you've got a dog you'd have to lock it in another room. God knows what would happen otherwise.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:26, closed)

Heh, me and the missus did almost exactly this
pretty early in the relationship...there's few things as efficient a bonding exercise as blowing on someones balls because they're burned ;)
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:53, closed)

Also,
later the loud SLLUUURRRPING sounds made by naked genitals rubbing soggily together can be quite entertaining.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:41, closed)

I too had a similar experience
At a swingers' house party. When it says 6 mins, it really does mean 6 mins. I ended up nearly booting the bathroom door off its hinges to get to the shower.

All turned out well in the end, the (not-so) young lady who was in there took control of the rinsing and then of road testing my freshly de-nuded slap-sac. It would have given Michael Jackson a woody, it looked like McCauley Culkin's. (Yep, very very small)

Luckily it wasn't burned like the OP here, but it did take a bloody long time for the first shoots of stubble to pop up again, that stuff is like Agent fucking Orange.

Still, would rather do that than go anywhere near my nads with a razor blade though.
(Rsoles, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:57, closed)

Erm..
Out of curiosity, did you find that incredibly itchy or not? When the hairs started pushing through and coming up as stubble? I know I'd be driven to insanity by the scratchyness :/
(blueberrypossum wants to Jaffa your Cake, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 6:51, closed)

Well....
...... depending on how far you go, yes it can be itchy if you shave it smooth, for example on the pubic mound, but I normally clipper those areas short, but not down to nothing at all.

More of a short back and sides, instead of a full on Bic job.

I found that pulling the nut sack up, so it stretches out the wrinkles and a quick go with the gillette fusion gives it a lovely finish.
(iwantmybed Is counting down the hours till home time on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:41, closed)

Phew that's a close call
I was just about to use the veet method this evening, after previously experiencing a painful mishap with the clippers and a scrote wrinkle.

Now I know better, maybe I'll try hot wax or just plat the buggers...
(DrTeeth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:38, closed)

I think
they do a Nutsac Strength Veet now.
(Rsoles, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 23:42, closed)

Yes
I have had the clippers 'nibble' my scrotum before. Not the most pleasant of sensions, and my god, that area REALLY bleeds if cut.
(iwantmybed Is counting down the hours till home time on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:43, closed)

Go for it
just don't leave it on longer than 10 minutes at the very most.
(Plumstix has been spying on you since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:18, closed)

Its just as bad..
but more obvious if you try it on your face...
I hate shaving but the ex said she'd like to see me with a nude face.
So the razor does its job but I could still feel stubble, so the veet or nair or wtf it was goes on.
10 minutes later my chin looks like a map of some volcanic island.
Adding insult to injury we're going out for a meal with her parents that night.
(paof2 Nude might not be rude, but rude could be nude..., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:51, closed)

A few years ago...
I did exactly the same thing over my chest and my cock and balls area. Left it on for too long too, so took on the air of a rather sore lobster.

Made it even worse when the hair started growing back!!
(Mr. Cunt put the indy in kindy., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 17:49, closed)

Haaahahahahaahahhahahahaha!
"Murder She Wrote". LOL.
(Helixdaunting, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:08, closed)