Nosy neighbours

( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)

humiliation
The most embarrassing thing you've ever had happen to you.
(mariam67, Mon 7 May 2012, 4:09, Reply)

bad ideas
Plans that just didn't pan out and ended in disaster.
(mariam67, Sun 6 May 2012, 22:59, Reply)

what's the biggest thing that has either gone into, or come out of, your arse?

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 6 May 2012, 22:50, Reply)

your choice
There are a lot of closed questions that I bet a lot of people feel they missed. So my suggestion is that anyone can put an answer to any closed question.
Either that or something involving traveling in foreign countries. Did we do that? Or Part 2 of customers from hell. I thought that one was really funny. Option 4: Times you've wasted money in terrible ways.
(mariam67, Sun 6 May 2012, 2:10, Reply)

"I have been saving that"
Today I had to bring some floppy disks into work. I have been saving those for 10 years in case I might need them. Tell us when your hoarding skills have come in use.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:39, Reply)

Shops and Supermarkets
Tales of the old shopping woe
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Unrequited love
Stories of doomed attempts to woo the opposite sex / same sex / a goat
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:54, Reply)

Lazy. Are ya?

(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Tue 1 May 2012, 3:52, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Weddings part 2
I was at a wedding this weekend, and everything went to plan. Since it has been getting on for seven years since the last weddings QTOW I think its time for the newer members to tell tales of when things didn't go so well.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)

what's the biggest animal you reckon you could take in a fight?

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 22:49, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Unsolved mysteries
Tell us about the weird, wonderful or downright creepy things that have happened to you that just can't explain.
(GirlOfTheWorld, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:47, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Social nudity
Have you met your boss in the sauna? Or your mother at the nudist beach?
(Robotnik, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:59, Reply)

JUSTICE!...

Climb out of your Honda Accords and tell us of when you have dispensed (or witnessed) sweet justice over adversity...On purpose or accidentally.

Supermodels / extreme violence / MASSIVE drugs optional obviously.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:21, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

have you ever punched a horse?

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 22:06, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

what's the most amount of pus you've ever squeezed out of a spot?

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)

Stuff you think is really clever
I will use Jimi Hendrix as an example, for street cred, but actually I think he's shite, and the thing I think is really clever is a differential.

What person, thing, invention do you gawp and say 'fuck me' at?
(username failed moderation, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 15:09, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Creative euphemisms:
Their origins and uses.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 17:40, Reply)

Morning after souvenirs
Traffic cones, flashing lights and tattoos. Share your tales of how nights out turned bad the following morning.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:43, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sporting Disasters.
You thought I'd given up on this one, didn't you?

Come on, shut ins, you must have been dreadful at sport, so tell us about it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Practical Jokes!
Descriptions of the best practical jokes you've performed / been a victim of.

Clingfilm on a toilet seat? Pound coin glued to the floor? Or something far darker and original?
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 17:26, Reply)

Unsolicited Freebies
What have you received that you didn't ask for or expect?

In the last month I've got a Pixies album from Amazon that I don't think I was meant to have and ordered a watch, was charged once but sent the same order twice. Whilst this makes me happy I bet others have got even better stuff.
(bluehamster, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 13:42, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Inspirational people
Outside my local hospital some years ago I saw a man sitting outside, in a wheelchair, who had both legs and his right arm amputated. He was truly inspirational. He had managed to light a cigarette, using matches, on a ridiculously windy day.

Who has inspired you?
( Muns, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:34, Reply)

What a twat
Haven't found one like this, general stories about utter cunts doing remarkably cunty things. Or have you ever done something really twattish to a friend, loved one or pet? Tell us!
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 19:05, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fire!
What or whom have you burned? Was it accidental, or on purpose?
Tell us all about your experiences with fire.
(Star Wars Starwarsy McStarwars Face, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)

You just won £20 million on the lottery.
What would you do?
(username failed moderation, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 9:23, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

PM for a week
If you were the Prime Minister for a week, what changes would you make? What laws would you add or remove, which country would you declare war on, which section of society would you victimise etc? Would you be hailed as a glorious leader or crudely excecuted during an uprising from your downtrodden populace?
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 12:23, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Corporate Idiocy.
Comedian Al Murray recounts a run-in with industrial-scale stupidity: "Car insurance company rang, without having sent me a renewal letter, asking for money. Made them answer security questions." In the same vein, tell us your stories about pointless paperwork and corporate quarter-wits.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 20:38, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Birth of a swear?
Ever been so angry or had such a well of emotion that you (to your knowledge) invented a new swear?

I reckon i was the first to use "Watering can full of cock." But you never know...
(Dr_Wookie_Phd The world loves a bastard!, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:19, Reply)

Stuff-ups on the phone.
I once saw at least $10,000 go up the spout because someone misinterpreted what I said on the phone and didn't call back to check. What snafus have your telephonic experiences caused?
(Redemption blamed it on the Bossa Nova since, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 13:49, Reply)