Breasts
I've got a lovely pair of boobs - small (but pert). Small, but pert. Pert, and small. Perky, pert, small, but pert.

Tell us all about your boobs! Or, in most cases, moobs.

Or tells about the boobs you have seen and/or felt! (Highly unlikely).

Just generally talk about tits!

XXXXXX
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 18:41, Reply)

Fucked by Rolf? Diddled by Savile? Sucked off by Clifford?
Tell us your stories and help detectives working on Operation Yewtree.
( $$ ✅, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 16:11, Reply)

What should we do about these Muslims?

(Andrew Avetoom, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 21:19, 6 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Driving Tests
2 major and 14 minor offences later, my sister isn't attempting any more driving tests for a while. Afterwards, my dad regales the story of how he hit a pedestrian during his test, but as it was deemed the pedestrians fault, he still passed. I think I might hold off learning to drive for a while. Tell us about your driving tests, whether you passed first time or not, and how you failed (because we're all nerds on the internet with slow reflexes and no coordination.)

No points for telling us how your instructor was clearly failing you simply because they didn't like you.
(DarkMalfunction put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional' on, Sun 29 Jun 2014, 9:18, Reply)

Lets have Answer Of The Week,
Where you provide an answer, and we all have to come up with appropriate questions to fit it.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 16:08, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Was it high welfare outdoor bred pigs or miserable caged factory farmed pigs?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 9:09, Reply)

Corruption!
Turning down tickets to premiership footy from a client cause it'd be a "conflict of interest"
Finding persons of negotiable affection in your hotel room when on business in China
Exchanging oral for a taxi ride
Giving the cops some of your massive drugs so they let you go

Ad lib to fade
( Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 20:36, Reply)

Monkey Tennis?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 20:34, Reply)

( Zuowan, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 6:34, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Heckles 3!
IN 3D!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 23 Jun 2014, 21:31, Reply)

In celebration of Rik Mayall:
What's the most boring thing you can think of?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 17:08, Reply)

#hashtags

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 14:57, Reply)

Your best mate.
Tell us about your best mate.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 10:55, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

What
Was your favourite qotw?
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 22 Jun 2014, 15:25, Reply)

Something other than a Scary Duck suggestion
and something other than a hold-over from last week.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Sun 22 Jun 2014, 0:43, Reply)

How about instead of recycling old topics we have a listopia-style pun challenge?
Much more entertainment in that, surely.
( Zuowan, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 6:37, Reply)

What do you do in the bath?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 20 Jun 2014, 12:57, Reply)

What's the biggest thing?
YM excluded, obv
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 12:24, Reply)

Secret habits
I sing the Coronation St theme tune in an operatic style when I'm alone.
(cymrococh, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 10:31, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

False memory syndrome, which celebrity would you accuse of noncing you up and why?
or none perverted false memories where you prevailed or failed.


(essentially carte blanche lying)
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:01, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Embarrassing moments.
Golly what an embarrassing moment. The telly programme 'Blackadder' featured heavily in my life when I was a little Peg. For those not in the know this show features lots of jokes about prostitutes, especially Blackadder the second. Obviously as a little boy, I was unaware what a prostitute actually was, though if it was talked about in Blackadder I thought it must have been a grown up profession.

Cue my auntie asking me what I wanted to do when I grew up, to which I answered " I'm going to be a prostitute "
She asked me if I knew what that was, and since I replied in the negative, she mumbled something about " someone who does things for other people".

Sometimes I still bite my fist when the memory returns.

Still....... It's 5 bob to you, sir.
(Noosepeg Muff punched your grandma, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 19:59, Reply)

Something other than a Scaryduck suggestion

(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 2:18, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Wots your favorite My Little Pony?
And why?
( Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 4:54, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Odd things you've done whilst bored.
This was, ooooh, a good few years ago now. I was alone in the house and dreadfully bored. I also had a tin of 'Uncle Joe's mint balls' (think individually wrapped black bullets) and a roll of Sellotape. In my boredom, I took to taping the mint balls to my sweater. After a short time I was wearing a jumper that was fetchingly laden down with roughly fifteen sweeties taped to it. It was at this point that the doorbell rang.

Well, I didn't have time to de-sweet myself so I went to answer the door, my cheeks growing a little red with embarrassment. It was the postman. He looked at me, I looked at him, and I said to him " erm....fancy a sweet?" To his credit, he pulled one off my sweater and thanked me, then gave me my mail and left. As the door shut I laughed like a loon. What odd things have you done when bored?
(Noosepeg Muff punched your grandma, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:09, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Argos lawnmowers.
What's your favourite Argos lawnmower catalogue number?

Mine is 730/5193
(Andrew Avetoom, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 19:21, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

FALSE ECONOMIES
"Sometimes the cheapest option isn't the right one. Doubly true if you are in Argos. I fondly remember my neighbours Argos lawnmower that had non-rotating wheels and died when presented with grass."
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 13:19, Reply)

Sexually or other harassed in the work place
Since we gave our staff training on bullying and harassment in the workplace, complaints have gone up 350%. Let's re-hash the stories from the past or new ones when you have harassed or been bullied.

Choose this one, or I'll stick my todger in your guide dog next time it is left unattended in the work place.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 8:40, Reply)