Might I suggest a good story about someone picking a fight with a group of bouncers and getting their face smashed in?

(Tugnut I got them all..., Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:33, Reply)

Glasto, yah?

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 9:57, Reply)

Festivals IV

( Zuowan, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 4:40, Reply)

Festivals III

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:41, Reply)

Festival Stories
I was at a free festival outside Worthing in the early 90s, expounds Richard mcbeef off the internet. A bloke went mental on the dancefloor and started hitting people. He was restrained, calmed down, but then did it again, a good three times more. Eventually he was pursued around the arena by an ever-growing number of people, like in Benny Hill. He was chased into a massive nettle patch and ended up tied to a chair.

Tell us your story about how you wet yourself during Green Day or some bollocks.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 17:06, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

What about them, you know, those errr.... things you get.... I dunno, you know?
Christ, what are they called?
( $$ ✅, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 22:52, 3 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Rose tinted memories EXPOSED!
It's fun to reminisce, but what happens when someone flings reality at your favourite memories? Tell us your version, the actual turn of events, then let us feast on the disappointments or triumphs therein.
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 16:36, Reply)

What colour are your white goods?

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 16:04, 4 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Tell us about your town
What you love about it, what's shit, whether there are any interesting local characters, notorious pubs etc.
(Porcupine, Tue 23 Jun 2015, 12:03, Reply)

Why fronts?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 17:57, Reply)

John Major unerotic fan fiction.

(yo man river INVINCIBLE, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 15:29, Reply)

Words on a screen

( Zuowan, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 15:05, Reply)

Stories / opinions / jokes
alt: pictures of dogs in tights
( Zuowan, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 15:04, Reply)

Things that happened to you or someone you know or heard about

( Zuowan, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 15:04, Reply)

Anecdotes

( Zuowan, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 15:03, Reply)

unfunny stories

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 10:27, Reply)

Can you rocker Romany?
Can you patter flash?
Can you rocker Romany?
Can you fake a bosh?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 2:18, Reply)

morning wood
have you ever had an erection upon waking?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 14:50, Reply)

Hangovers and/or the aftermath of drinking
Tell us about the Somali refugee camp in your head and the piquancy of camel scrotum etched into your tastebuds. If you can remember it, regale us with lies the backstory to your morning fragility
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 0:32, Reply)

the first team that wins will be declared the winner

( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 16:39, Reply)

have you ever seen a fish?

( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 16:37, Reply)

dull IT shit
Have you ever accidentally deleted a file? Or tell us about the time you plugged a network cable into the wrong place and someone important went without facebook for 15 minutes.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 16:27, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

got any plans for the summer?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 15:30, Reply)

Have you, or has anyone you know, ever taken a shit?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 12:46, Reply)

I shit myself.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Jun 2015, 18:42, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

Irritants.
Everyone has something that irritates them to the point of wanting to break things. I have a colleague who doesn't just have one irritating habit, she has fucking dozens, most of which I'm subjected to on a daily basis. There are only two of us in the office. The days are often long.

Go on, get it off your chest. It's what the internet was made for.

Zero points to Richard mcbeef off of the internet for repeatedly posting 'emvee'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Jun 2015, 20:47, 3 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

If you score in the upper section of the table, your score is the total of the specified die face.
So if you roll:
5 - 2 - 5 - 6 - 5 and score in the Fives category, your total for the category would be 15, because there are three fives, which are added together.
If the One, Three or Four Categories were selected for scoring with this roll, you would score a zero.
If placed in the Two or Six category, you would score 2 and 6 respectively.

Bonus If the total of Upper scores is 63 or more, add a bonus of 35. Note that 63 is the total of three each of 1s, 2s, 3s, 4s, 5s and 6s.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 14 Jun 2015, 19:25, Reply)

Each Mad Gab card has four Mad Gabs on it- two on each side.
One side of the card has a green border and the other an orange border.
The Mad Gab cards should be played through in the following order:
Green side with the words Mad Gab the right way up.
Green side with the words Mad Gab upside down.
Orange side with the words Mad Gab the right way up.
Orange side with the words Mad Gab upside down.
The "Green" Mad Gabs are generally easier than the "Orange".
When you read a Mad Gab the answer is at the top of the other side of the card.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 13 Jun 2015, 9:44, Reply)

5P+3B..........................7 or (5 + another player back 2)
4P+3B..........................6 or (4 + another player back 2)
3, 2, 1P + 3B ................2 back
Up to 5P and not 3B.......move by No. of P Cards
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Jun 2015, 12:31, Reply)