Question of the Teak
Ever made something out of wood?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 13:59, Reply)

Question of the Clique
Ever been part of a small group?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 13:59, Reply)

Question of the Weak
Have you ever struggled to lift something?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 13:59, Reply)

eating a lot of cheese
have you ever eaten a lot of cheese?
(Birds Eye potato waffles are waffly versatile CUCKOO, Sun 26 Jul 2015, 17:22, Reply)

Recycling
Do you recycle?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 9:22, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

Question:
Tell me what you think about me
I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings
Only ring your cell-y when I'm feelin lonely
When it's all over please get up and leave
( Zuowan, Tue 21 Jul 2015, 16:54, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

collarspace bdsm dating profile stories

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Jul 2015, 16:41, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Why bother?
I mean, seriously, what is the fucking point?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Jul 2015, 12:25, Reply)

Your first introduction to...Porn, not sex, not wanking,
not that time your weird uncle Dave sucked your willy at your 12th birthday party.

But the first time you saw the naked form of your desires, male or female (filthy gays), in printed or moving picture form.

Mine was a black binbag corroded by slugs and precipitation stuffed to the gills with mouldy jazz mags found in bushes near a subway*

*not the shite sand which smut peddling cap wearing franchised cunts.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 17 Jul 2015, 23:32, Reply)

sian williams stories

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Jul 2015, 10:15, Reply)

Voat users with child porn on their computer.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 22:24, Reply)

There was nothing else to show. Phew. This was hard.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Jul 2015, 20:29, Reply)

I've seen desperation.
Have you?
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 11 Jul 2015, 0:17, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

Hard old guys
Old guys are always harder and tougher than we are.

The old coot at our local who can still drink more than anyone had a stroke. He wasn't able to talk and his right arm stopped working. Everyone was genuinely alarmed, expect for him.

He refused to get into the ambulance until he finished his beer.

What old guys (or gals) make you look like a wimp?
(xixax, Fri 10 Jul 2015, 14:33, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

Vintage Bintage

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jul 2015, 23:56, Reply)

Day trips.

( Pig Bodine., Thu 9 Jul 2015, 15:04, Reply)

Favourite planet
Mine's Florana, or maybe possibly Mardus, or Nixxine. Certainly not this ball of pooh you cunts call Earth.

Tell us about YOU're favorite planet !
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 8 Jul 2015, 22:00, Reply)

Top MILF
Who's a yummy mummy, or MILF as they're known? "Your mum" doesn't count as an answer.
(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Sun 5 Jul 2015, 21:20, 3 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Mourning or relief?
How will you feel when b3ta is finally shut down?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 5 Jul 2015, 8:31, Reply)

Cubs, scouts, brownies, cadets
Tales of youth organisations that you were in. Prospective Yewtrees need not apply.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 4 Jul 2015, 18:32, Reply)

Igneous or Sedimentary?
YOU can choose!
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 4 Jul 2015, 13:39, Reply)

The Anarchists Cookbook
Are there any recipes for a low-fat, gluten free, main course for the lactose intolerant?

Alt: has anyone here tried to do any of the things in it?
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 4 Jul 2015, 13:35, Reply)

What's your favourite tyre?

( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 4 Jul 2015, 13:30, Reply)

All the fun of accountancy
or quantity surveying.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 4 Jul 2015, 13:28, Reply)

how do they breed boneless fish?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 15:15, Reply)

Angela Lansbury

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Festivals V

( Zuowan, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 16:52, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

Alan stories.
Alan.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 15:18, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)