Famous people we've either slept with, or 'a friend' has.
A mate of mine was working on the crew of a movie called 'Blue Juice.'

It was Catherine Zeta Jones' last movie in the UK before she got all big.

Everyone on the crew wanted a crack. And they all gave it a go.

She turned them all down.

My mate, a heavily tattooed Leeds fan (but quite a looker) decided to completely ignore her for the duration of the shoot.

It worked.

She asked him to accompany her to London. He kept up the game by refusing, saying that he was watching a Leeds game at the weekend.

At the time of the wrap party, the pissed crew were still going for her.

He was smashed by this point.

She went over when the slow dance started and pulled him onto the dance floor.

And then he did two things that he still maintains were the two stupidest things he's ever done.

The first was to squeeze her arse.

When she pulled back with a slightly alarmed expression he said.

"You love it."

Sigh.
( waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Fri 13 Jan 2012, 2:51, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I can confirm that
Penelope Cruz is indeed awesome in bed.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 11:13, Reply)