Dreams
I've had some properly messed-up dreams before. A girl's arse came away in my hands; I've fought for my life against Orcs and muggers and I've explored a deserted children's playground which became the stock market on closer inspection, on Mars.

What sort of madness has appeared in your head entirely uninvited as you slumbered soundly?
(StapMyVitals, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 0:51, Reply)

I have a number of good dream stories
unfortunately it is widely accepted that ones dreams aren't of interest to other people.
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:30, Reply)

Oh yes they are!
I laugh heartily at some of the crazy fucked up stuff my friends come up with. Shagging Hattie Jacques before an audience of Lassie sheepdogs? That made me snort beer.
(porkyulelips Built for comfort, not for speed., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Last night
I dreamed that my boyfriend told me he wouldn't fancy me if he was a lesbian. I woke up in a huff with him, but then he bit my ear and made B movie music with his nose, which made me feel better. (That last bit was actually real, not a dream).

*realises nobody cares, whether it's true or not*
( warmfuzzyfestivefuckingfeeling brings you corporate festivities, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:09, Reply)

I care
But I fear I may be one of those awful dull types, who's actually interested in other people's dreams.
(StapMyVitals, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 2:33, Reply)