I quit!
I used to work in a research laboratory, we were working a few ideas, such as new types of shower curtains. But it was an ordeal from the day I started. I had to struggle harder and harder to get results. My closest colleague was just a dead weight. I had no end of hassle with the mainframe. And I ended up breaking someones heart, which I'm told killed them.

In the end I quit and left, when I found out the cake was a lie.
(The Incredible Sulk knows what you're thinking; on, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:54, closed)

wow i geddit
not many portal players it seems..
(baldpig pee'd in your pool on, Wed 28 May 2008, 1:33, closed)

Thankyou. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction, that someone got it.
(The Incredible Sulk knows what you're thinking; on, Wed 28 May 2008, 1:40, closed)

I like this
I really do.
(Tyraen, Wed 28 May 2008, 4:09, closed)

this is brilliant
very very funny
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Wed 28 May 2008, 5:18, closed)

Best. Ending. Song. Ever.
Need I say more?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:20, closed)

Ping! Achievement Unlocked.....
As I read this I laughed - love Portal!
(The Neptunian Number is counting on you, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:36, closed)

I'm making a note here
Huge Success!! :D
(ldwater otherwise known as a 'jive turkey', Wed 28 May 2008, 9:47, closed)

I get it!
And I've got lots of science to do.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:10, closed)