Alexandra
When it began, it was like a fairytale romance. We only had a short time together where we could really be ourselves, but it was magical. We'd hold hands, look into each other's eyes, she even told me she wanted to marry me.

Then she told me she'd held hands with 3 other boys in the playground that morning. So I dumped her and went on the slide instead.

Weeeeeeee!
( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 12:39, 6 replies)

Click.
*Weeeee* - love it. Hope it got better after that.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 12:42, closed)

its all swings and roundabouts...

(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Fri 22 Oct 2010, 12:43, closed)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 12:50, closed)

And you carried on playing
on the slides, until one day a magical thing happened- BOOBIES!!! (well broadsword is on this thread)

Anyways *click* for being funny
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 14:04, closed)

It was
downhill from then?
(salvadorevincent, Fri 22 Oct 2010, 16:22, closed)

Nonce

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 23 Oct 2010, 11:18, closed)