Mrs Legless

My phone is set-up with custom ring-tones assigned to various people. For example, one bloke, who only rings me when he has a problem, is set to Yoda saying "A message from the darkside there is..." A hospital I do a lot of work for is the theme from Holby City. You get the idea.

But I can't help thinking that the missus would be justified in giving me the boot as I've changed her ringtone from Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" to the much better "They're Taking The Hobbits To Isenguard"

Who says romance is dead?


Cheers

P.S. Mrs Legless is just under 5 feet tall


( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 1:21, 6 replies)

I burst out laughing at the P.S.
Yours gets a click.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 1:23, closed)

I read this to my wife.
She replied, "You'd better not be fucking posting things like that about me online."

I assured her that I haven't. 'Course, we've not been married long...
( Wanderer, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 2:41, closed)

How about the theme from 'Get Shorty'?

( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 7:18, closed)

I do hope
She also has a flat head....
( zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 8:53, closed)

.
and no teeth?
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 16:46, closed)

Clicky
For the pure LOL I just had.
(Le Grenouille, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 0:30, closed)