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"Recently," Broken Arrow tells us, "The missus informed me that her brother was moving with us." What has your partner done that's convinced you the magic's gone? "Breathe" is not an answer.

(, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 12:33)
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The way I dumped my ex was pretty crappy
I said to her "You know how I told you that being with me would be like a rollercoaster? Well, there's a weight restriction"
(, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:29, closed)
This REALLY HAPPENED.

(, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 8:54, closed)
Of course it bloody didn't
It's a JOKE
(, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:05, closed)
No.
It did. I did it. It's true. It's what I said to your mum. Last night. While she was eating a big pie.
(, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:17, closed)
eating a big pie on a roller coaster
What is she? A cub scout on Jim'll Fix It?
(, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:41, closed)
I'd best not tell you about the time my girlfriend went to the West Indies.
You'd never believe that in a million years.
(, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:44, closed)
Quite right.
Everyone knows the West Indies is a lie spread by the US military to calm the proles and justify their war on blacks.
(, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:55, closed)
Arf!

(, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:40, closed)
Reminds me of a great way to "come out":
A: "I like my women like I like my coffee."
B: "Hang on, you don't drink coffee."
(, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:05, closed)
Hahaha
I like this
(, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:09, closed)
^What she said

(, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:56, closed)
Short, black and bitter?

(, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:04, closed)
No, white with 2 big lumps

(, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:06, closed)
Ground up and in the freezer..?

(, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 11:47, closed)

Eaten by civets.
(, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 13:30, closed)
In a plastic cup?

(, Thu 28 Oct 2010, 9:45, closed)

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