Party!
Well, one of the kids at my school (who was vastly unpopular at the time) decided in his infinite wisdom that it would be a good idea to have an open invite party at his house whilst his parents were away.

Not being a very bright chap, he thought this would be a good way to become popular. Well about 250 people turned up, most of whom were random chavs (we call 'em kevs here) and skaters off the street.

Me and a mate took his bed and forced it out of his window into the skip below. (parents were having house redone at the time) Then took all of his GCSE notes and threw them out the window too.

Acts by other people include: a mirror smashed, 3 doors removed from hinges, ceiling torn down by swinging on some wires. Pissing out the window onto his bed in the skip. Hiding weed in his dads breifcase.

He got indefinately grounded, and had to pay for the £500 ish worth of damage I think he's still paying it off 4 years on. Best party i've ever been to.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 16 May 2004, 13:24, closed)