The bombs in my dreams
When I was in hospital many years ago now, I was on a men's ward, and it was horrible, especially as I was only a pale skinny lad of 17.

I'll spare the horror stories, and single out the weirdest bloke on the ward. He was a short guy with a huge pot belly, legs and arms covered in great big 50p sized red patches, a strange triangular head with bug eyes, and about as much connection with reality as Micheal Gove.

He'd take to wandering about the ward in the nude and pissing openly onto the floor. The nurses coped with him very well, I have the utmost admiration for nurses and when I hear or read of them being slagged off I want to punch the slagger offer in the face. And then send them to A and E to wait 16 hours for treatment.

Back on track... this man, whose name I cannot remember, didn't know the time of day, or even year. I once overheard a doctor asking him a series of questions, he thought it was 1978 at first, then 1980, and so on (it was 1986).

The freakiest moment was when he came up to me in the TV room and glared up at me with his bug eyes and whispered, "Is it true about the bombs in my dreams?"

I think I said "No", but I can't remember cos I legged it from the scary man. In retrospect I think he was probably an alien.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sun 30 Sep 2012, 18:02, 4 replies)

Or sutin.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 30 Sep 2012, 18:58, closed)

If it were not for google
I would never have got that reference
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sun 30 Sep 2012, 19:12, closed)

That's because you're not made of gods sperm.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 30 Sep 2012, 19:50, closed)

Here now, we can't be slagging off the fake b3ta Doctors.
Except that Skagra cunt. Oh, my mistake, carry on.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 30 Sep 2012, 21:11, closed)