Thanks to my work
I travel all over, staying places for a few months at a time, but the worst town is the one a couple of miles from where I live.

Dewsbury. It's a typical Yorkshire market town: rundown, inbred and rough as arses. Karen Matthews comes from there, and she's almost typical of the denizens of the parish. Two of the Tube bombers were from there, the Yorkshire Ripper was in court there, and its MP claimed a mortgage on a house he'd already paid for. It also has the largest population of wild smackheads outside Scotland.

Still, at least it's not Batley.
( gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 12:25, 2 replies)

If Batley is Dewsbury's stunted, uglier brother, then Birstall is Batley's deformed twin.
Also, having worked just about everywhere between Bradford and Doncaster, the one thing that really stood out about Dewsbury was how sullen and unfriendly it was.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 17:53, closed)

Still, at least it's not Batley.
or Morley..
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 17:54, closed)