SackedI've never been sacked (yet)... One company I worked for made everyone redundant on Valentine's Day. The boss handed out little envelopes. We all thought he'd bought us cards and were really touched.
...but I've never been sacked. What have you done that led to your dismissal? Are you still bitter, or was it a fair cop?
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chthonic, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 13:23)
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Mugs.A few years ago I worked for a rather large company in the engineering world. They made a particular type of yellow digger.
Being cheesy and annoying, they continually tried to motivate people with buzzwords and shite like "blue sky thinking", Kaizen, and other such complete bollocks.
This company gave EVERYONE a mug. Upon these mugs was a slogan "We can't spell 'Success' without 'U'" 2 days later, they layed off Jim.
We went and got a mug made for him: "We can't spell 'Redundancy' without 'U'"
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Sun 26 Feb 2006, 1:34,
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