Our receptionist, the lovely Sarah.
Not fat, curvy - Big DD tits and an curvy arse. but everything else was probably a size 10.

One summer she turned up in a white skin-tight summer dress which was very flattering to her figure. The staff kitchen was right by reception and I don't recall ever making so many cups of coffee for people than that day. Whenever I was in the kitchen there were also guys from other departments making brews on this day, despite them having their own kettle downstairs.

After work a few of us went for a pint and she joined us. After a few drinks I had to say something.
"Sarah, do you know that the cloth your dress is made out of has the qualities of a tea-bag and everybody can see your arse as clear as day. Lovely thong by the way."

She blushed a thousand shades of red

"But I walked all the way through town wearing that dress at lunchtime."

"Yea. I was behind you for a while. I didn't like to say anything."

Apparently she gave it away to charity the next day. This was 20 years ago and I still remind her of it whenever I bump into her.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 11:36, 11 replies)

This sounds just a little bit creepy.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:06, closed)

'little bit'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:09, closed)

I don't like to make a fuss.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:19, closed)

So ... a woman once wore a dress and you're still getting cheap thrills from it twenty years later?
Great. Smashing.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:14, closed)

*sigh*
Yes, yes that's exactly what I get. I wank myself to sleep most nights at the thought.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:34, closed)

You don't need to make excuses to me.
I'm not the one you've been creepily objectifying for two decades.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 18:37, closed)

I detect
an implicit 'if only' in this statment.
(El Fandango carved a big EF onto his nemesis' doublet on .., Sat 12 Jan 2013, 21:10, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/pe/post574213
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 12:34, closed)

Hahahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 13:04, closed)

jesis

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 18:37, closed)

Sex pest.
She burnt the dress and had a bleach shower that night
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Jan 2013, 15:04, closed)