Human Caterpillar
It was a quiet day in the sixth form common room so we thought we'd form a human caterpillar - you know, one crouches, the one in front puts his feet on the other's shoulders and so on (jesus, we must have been really bored). Anyway, Phil starts it by getting on his hands and knees ready for the next person. None of us think to inform him that the headmaster has just entered the room, accompanied by three stuffy-looking governors or parents or whatever, midway through a guided tour of the school.

They all stand over Phil who is still crouched, arse sticking in the air.

Blissfully unaware he implores loudly,

"Come on you cunts, get on!"
(Haywood Manley, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 14:02, 2 replies)

That made me giggle
Well done that man.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 15:22, closed)

*wipes tears of laughter from eyes*
*much clickage ensues*
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 31 Jan 2009, 2:28, closed)