I love the smell of formaldehyde in the morning...
I had a partner in crime at school called Siobhan. During Biology one day we got the sheep's lungs (complete with oesaphagus) out of the formaldehyde in which it rested and discovered that if you jiggled its throat about, you could make stinky foam come out of the cut end. We also stole a load of live maggots from the same lesson and placed them strategically in the school dining hall. More specifically, in a big pan of cooked rice. You should see first years scream when they realise their dinner is wriggling.
( Sallyrsm, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:40, Reply)