Mad Murray Macrae & Hoppy Holmes
One winter we tipped Macrae over the edge. About 10 of us picked up his Mini and managed to 'place' it in the empty school pool. This event led to him being known as 'Mad Murray' for the rest of his career.

I feel the worst though for the french teacher Hoppy Holmes. He had a pronounced limp and a built up shoe. He was an old bastard too, he'd taught one of my friend's Mothers. The french class was in a prefab. Once I pulled the wooden steps out a few feet from the building, knocked, and hid in a bush watching. Poor bastard cripple fell down the gap... It was a bit like watching a kitten getting strangled. Shame. One Christmas we gave Hoppy a present covered in C**ts that we'd cut out of stick magazines to make up for our bad sportmanship.
( hismastersvice cunting flange-jammer, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:07, 1 reply)

We did a similar thing..
Although the 'car' was a Reliant Robin, and we placed it in the long jump sand pit instead (no Pool at our school)
(Asharin Stabby stab stab, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 9:07, closed)