The unholy truth of it all
My sin goes beyond mere scrawling pornographic doodles on the chalk board whilst the head masters back was turned.
It was certainly a hundred times worse then sneaking out to the bike sheds and choking down some illicit substance into my underage lungs.
It pales in comparison to the time where several cakes had gone missing from the kitchen and my hunger had mysteriously been furfilled.
What i did was the gossip and accusation of many students , i was never caught and i was inclined to hang my head in shame at the people who sufferd from my actions.
For you see, my beloved B3ta ,it was i that took a shit in the urinal.
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 8:43, 3 replies)

That happened at my school!
The teachers were trying to convey the utter gravity and deadly seriousness of the situation to six hundred teenage boys all trying to stifle their giggles.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:10, closed)

*pales

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:47, closed)

Shitting in the wrong place is serious work.
Let's assume he skipped his English classes, to make time for it.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:36, closed)

lets assume the auto correct on my phone shall be turned off in the future.
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 19:10, closed)