Pyrotechnics
In the 5th year (thats whatever the last year of school is for you young people 11..12 something like that) our group got into fire making. We used to fill garden sprayers with petrol and then with a lighter make our own flame throwers and much fun was had. One day I had the bright idea that if we made the spray like a mist, we could create a great fireball. Unfortunately it backfired and set light to the plastic bottle containing all the petrol. With great forethought it was lobbed away and came to rest under one of the portacabin classrooms..still on fire underneath it, with all the dry grass etc.
With no thought for the possible consequences my friend and I dove under it to despertately try and put it out. How it didnt blow up I still dont know but we managed to put it out without the building burning down only to spot a teacher walking up the path. So we were stuck under the building with a hot bottle of petrol waiting for the teacher to either go into the building or walk away...which they did eventually. Suffice to say we carried on but not with a mist.
And I got my first blow job in the bike sheds at the school disco.
(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:44, Reply)