The college prankster
I was involved in several pranks etc whilst at school and college. But here is the one of the best:

It was Mark the college pranksters birthday. This guy got up to everything, if it was your birthday you avoided him like the plague and we decided to get our revenge.

He always arrived at college at 8.30am and made for the common room. 10 of us decided to make sure we were in before this and waiting in the common room for him. Our sixth form common room was in the oldest part of our college. Huge doors, solid frames etc. and we'd discovered that you could lift the door off it's hinges. So we're there at 8.25, door off it's hinges and balanced over a couple of chairs and several roles of gaffa tape. Mark arrives and is immediately grabbed and gaffa taped to the door and the door is rehung with him hanging about 6 inches off the floor.

We decide to leave him there until after the first lesson of the day and I got tasked to stay there (as I had a free period) to make sure no one let him down.

9.05. Mark still hanging from door (and no longer seeing the funny side). Noises are coming from the corridor and getting closer. The door opens slowly and one of the maths teachers walks in, they never came in the common room. As the only person in there (other than the prankster on the door) I think I'm in for a bollocking. The teacher walks in and turns and looked at the door, the next words made me nearly cry with joy.

Teacher: "Morning Mark. Got told you were here. Happy Birthday. I didn't want you to miss your class so I thought we'd have the lesson here."

In walk the other 20 members of Mark's stats class.

I had to sit through a boring stats lesson for an hour but it was definitely worth it.

Apologies for the length but he was up there for two hours.
(bdm should really be doing some work on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:32, 8 replies)

I though something genuinely horrible was going to happen,
but this has really made me smile.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 14:40, closed)

Shut the qotw down
Nothing will top this
(EvilMeister, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:02, closed)

Funny, well told
and, I suspect, actually true as well.

Hat Trick.

*click*
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:18, closed)

Yeah
This wins for me because it's pretty much the only true story I've read on the whole fucking board.
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 23:24, closed)

This is absolutely magnificent.
*click*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:19, closed)

sterling work all round
Have a click.
(SimianKid internet faffer, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:48, closed)

Great story
But hang on, you're saying your teacher just left a student gaffer taped to a door for 2 hours, ignoring his repeated pleas for help? Surely an offence worthy of the sack?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:35, closed)

unlawful detention
Actually gaol.
(justin(e), Sat 10 Sep 2011, 15:34, closed)