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Get left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!

Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.

(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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er, trainee teachers....
a residential trip; it was 3a.m, after being in the bar until 12 we went to S's room and started on the case of beer and bottles of vodka there. I had a chuckle box and thought it might be fun to invite others to the party-esp. the uptight gonna be maths/geography types.
B a plumbing to be teacher decided to show us how to remove radiators safely.
P & T 'found' extinguishers and needed to recreate fight scenes.
F was found in the toilet with his hands in S's knickers(-she was still wearing them) then threw up (closet gay, we reckoned) a fight ensued because of: S's knicker invasion-started by N, who being S's adulterous lover did not enjoy the cuckolding....B who did not appreciate being ignored with his leaky rads and everyone else: being pissed off with foam in their drinks.
it was a silly fight, none of us could get a good swing due to the booze consumed & foam & water on the floors.
We were ALL called into the office the next morning and candidly advised to grow up or lose our chance at qualification.
amongst that group are now three heads of Dept. two school heads, one plumbers merchant and more than a couple of divotces. Top night!
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 9:48, Reply)

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