School TripsGet left behind? Go somewhere utterly amazing? Get bollocked by a lardy coach driver? Find out the school nurse was secretly bonking the Geography teacher? All these and more on just one five day trip to the Dorset coast. Whahey!
Tell us how your school trip spiralled out of control.
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chthonic, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 10:37)
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When I was at school...... well there were two trips I remember with fondant happiness.
The first was to Paris, accompanied by the French teacher, his wife and the Art teacher. The Art teacher was a perv and had his eye on the French teacher's wife so they spent their time avoiding each other while we did what we liked, which included puking up all over the hotel, mass fare-dodging on the Paris metro, walking out of the school-sanctioned restaurant (because it was shit) and going to another one of our choice, chilling Tetrapaks of plonk in the bidets and finally having a nice game of sticky fingers with a girls' school which turned up in the same hotel.
(, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:43, Reply)
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