Secret SantaAh, the joy of giving anonymously. Squeal as your boss is given a porn mag for christmas. Out your colleagues with a carefully chosen Gaydar Radio compilation album, but best of all, keep quiet about picking your own name out of the hat and buy yourself something really, really expensive.
What have you given to people you hate?
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chthonic, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:03)
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Co-operative Staff PartyOh, it was rather a good one this year. The theme of the evening was "naughty presents". You see, bar two members of staff, we're all under 25, including the manager, so we can do pretty much what we like regarding the party.
This resulted in a member of staff going home with an inflatable wife bought by the Manager for him, a lesbian being bought a cock ring, and many members of staff sucking on chocolate phalluses by the end of the evening.
I didn't get the memo about the evening's theme, so I got my colleague 4 kilograms of porridge oats.
That was quite a surreal evening, I can assure you.
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cr3 history books forgot about us, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 12:56,
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