Secret SantaAh, the joy of giving anonymously. Squeal as your boss is given a porn mag for christmas. Out your colleagues with a carefully chosen Gaydar Radio compilation album, but best of all, keep quiet about picking your own name out of the hat and buy yourself something really, really expensive.
What have you given to people you hate?
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chthonic, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:03)
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My Neighbour's Son.......once presented his parents with a box containing Lion dung one Christmas morning.
Apparently his logic was this item of excretia would stop cats from going in their garden as they'd smell the droppings of a larger animal and peg it.
I just imagined their faces as he proferred a steaming feline turd, smelling offensively to a mother in her best frock and a father in his best Noel Edmonds sweater, neither knowing whether to accept it gracefully, or disown him there and then.
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 15:20, Reply)
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