Hedge Trimming
I decided to trim the bushes one hot summer day using an electric hedge trimmer. My husband (now my 2nd ex-husband) advised me to put on long pants and sturdy shoes. But it was hot and humid so I was in shorts and flip-flops. After about 1/2 hour I felt something on my leg, immediately jumped to the conclusion it was a bug and lashed out...with the hedge trimmer and my finger firmly pressing the on button. It took a big chunk off my shin bone and was excruciating however I kept absolutely quiet because he would have said "I told you so" and I'd rather have bled to death than give him the satisfaction.
(retrojo, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 17:10, 7 replies)

Welcome to the lunacy
I think you'll fit in
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 17:13, closed)

2nd ex-husband?
So it's fair to assume that you're the problem then.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 17:21, closed)

She wouldn't give them the satisfaction
Wink, wink, say no more.
( Ghoti Fingers, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 18:32, closed)

The first husband was one Michael Jagger

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 19:07, closed)

That's the spirit gal. Now buy a more pwerful hedge trimmer rather than those £9.99 ones.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 18:40, closed)

You'll do for us.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 3 Dec 2013, 20:24, closed)