Sexual DisastersWe've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
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"Wanna try something?" he says?"Sure, why not?" says a drunken and heretofore sex-starved me.
"Someone left these here" he says, proffering a pack of pampers.
I'd have been less put off by the prospect of hot wax, nipple clamps and a spot of handballing. I didn't hand around long enough to find out who he expected to wear them.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 18:52,
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