Wanking disaster
Once I tried mixing things a bit by only stroking the helmet, rather than the usual spasmodic tugging. It takes some patience, but once things heated up, it was promising to be a dozy of an orgasm. I was lying down in my bed, all the tension in my body focused in my groin, ready to explode...

And that's how I came in my own eye.

Edit: doozy, not dozy. Though I do toss myself off to Dozy's livestream efforts.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:30, 4 replies)

a...dozy of an orgasm?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:56, closed)

He's been watching your most private moments.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 13:10, closed)

I stream them on imLive

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 13:26, closed)

You must have done it cockeyed

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 15:07, closed)

The eye thing happened to a friend of mine
Don't know the circumstances how she found herself in this jam. The sperm mistake the eye for the world's largest ovum and happily drill into the tissue. Hurts like hell, I understand.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 18:40, closed)

You wanker...!
Yes, it does hurt - put a drop of vinegar in your eye (visual type) and you will get a similar sensation.
(Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 19:59, closed)