Sexual DisastersWe've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
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ZzzzI'd had far too much to drink. She invited me into her room as I stumbled past. "We'll have to be quite, my room mate's asleep in the other bed", she whispered. I fell asleep on top of her, possibly inside her. "Did we do it?" I asked in the morning when I work up. "Piss off" she said as she booted me out the door.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 8:13, 4 replies)
Being quite is the hard part.(, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 8:54, closed)
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