Sexual DisastersWe've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
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Losing my virginity to MatJ.He spent months trying to talk me into it, and when I finally let him I was mortified. Looking back, though, I'm not sure it really counted, what with him cumming over my thigh before we'd really got going.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Mar 2015, 12:28,
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The idea is to write an anecdote about a sexual disaster.Not to give evidence that you are one.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 24 Mar 2015, 16:02,
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