Sexual DisastersWe've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
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Echoing snoresI had a girlfriend who was very keen on cunnilingus, and I was more than happy to oblige. The way she liked it was not fast and furious tongue flicking, but slow and rhythmic. A little too slow and rhythmic, on one occasion: I fell asleep.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 12:25, 2 replies)
So how did she like your snoring?Quite a buzz I would think
(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 13:56, closed)
I tried that, as an excuse, but she wouldn't go for it(, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 15:06, closed)
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