Speaking of tidying up
I've noticed that me and Mrs SLVA tackle it in different ways. She gets out a load of cleaning stuff, then starts polishing the windows, then polishes loads of other surfaces, gets the hoover out and so on.

When I do it, I get a box and put everything in it that doesn't belong in that room, then take it out and leave it elsewhere. Then I tidy up what stays in the room, plump the settee up, sweep the wooden floor and the room is presentable in maybe 5 mins when she would still be faffing about with the Mr Sheen. I then go put away the stuff in the box and then get down to the polishing etc.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:20, 3 replies)

Really bizarre...
...but I just had a mental picture of you doing the housework in the nude with a little apron on.

Please don't ask me why.

But yes - takes me no time at all to 'make presentable' or even 'comfy', but Mrs G. will then spend a whole day 'cleaning' again.

Beats me.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 15:29, closed)

err, I don't know how to take that
Especially considering you don't know what I look like.

Also, I could live in a right tip with clutter piled everywhere. Providing I can get from the door to the fridge, cooker, TV, computer and my bed, I'd be as happy as Larry.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 16:35, closed)

Logical thinking
dunno why all people can't do it......
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 23:07, closed)