I use the power of sexism to my advantage!
I can't park. I mean, I've got the cock for it and everything, but I just can't seem to get my car between those white lines.

So... I use the power of sexism. I just used to leave the child seat in the car. Even though I drove typically executive cars, like a 406 or a C5, it always looked like the 'little lady' had borrowed it, because of the child seat.

Now that Red Demigod's older, and doesn't need a child seat - I drive an MPV. Dump that anywhere, people look at it and nod dismissively as they notice how crooked it is in the space. "Parked by some dizzy bint, eh?" Sorted.

Oh, and because it's a typically 'girly' car, chavs just overtake at high speed, rather than sit behind it flashing their lights trying to make me go faster. This also suits me fine.

Oh, and Pink Goddess is quite lovely.
(purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 20:23, 1 reply)

you said - I drove typically executive cars, like a 406 or a C5
if you where an executive hair dresser!
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 1:12, closed)