Sex Toys
Lanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.
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Scaryduck Buy my dirt cheap books! http://amzn.to/ZZ69iy, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:33)
Unless mussels are much bigger in Oz,
this one is in danger of setting off the alarm.
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monster munch : permission denied, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:05,
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Oh.
They're bigger.
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Misery McUglywife a thin-skinned troll., Thu 24 May 2012, 11:35,
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He was
6 foot 4, and full of mussels.
Now it makes sense.
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username failed moderation, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:43,
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I just chundered
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Ungersven is cold, Thu 24 May 2012, 11:45,
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There is a shellfish in Australia called an Abalone.
Looks like an over sized flattened mussel, referred to as "rock cunts" in some circles. Google it, and you will see why.
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Ken Oath, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:20,
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see, nobody believes me about mussels looking like fannies.
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janet aylia living la vida loony, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:38,
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I believe you.
That's why I like to eat them.
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Ken Oath, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:56,
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