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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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zero points for conception/misconception jokes

(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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So...
am I the only person a little bit turned on by this then?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:33, 1 reply)
I doubt it
this is b3ta, after all.

btw: that story you posted a while back about the festival toilets and the bakewell tart... was it Glasto or T in the Park by any chance? I saw exactly the same thing at one of those festivals (back in 2004/2005 IIRC). A fitting garnish, I thought at the time
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:44, closed)
Ha ha!
It was Reading in about 2000 I think... might have been 2003...

Maybe there's a serial shit heap decorator with a never ending supply of Mr Kipling's finest?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:09, closed)

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