Not me but I'll bet he still regrets it to this day.
PEAROAST

Chubby Chasing Doormen
While working at the Australian theme bar on broad Street I had the pleasure to work with K. A nice enough chap who was always game for a laugh but was as thick as a whale omelette and like women who weighed about twice as much as Lisa Riley.

On one particular night at closing time he forgoes the usual staff pint and buggers off, we assume he has headed home early as he has work early the next morning.

My colleagues and I leave the pub about an hour later having unwound from a night of student excess and dodging hen parties. As we get to the car park we bump into K.

"Guys gimme a hand with the car will you" he asks.

"Yeah sure says us" thinking he needed a jump start. How wrong we were.

As previously mentioned K liked the larger lasses and this week unbeknownst to us he had excelled himself. We got to the car to be greeted by quite a shocking sight.

K had pulled a rather large lady and she had met him by his car so they could engage in a little push and pull. However she was so large she had become stuck between the front two seats so we al had to grab a limb and pull till she popped free.

The exact sight of this has been burned to my memory. Seeing a 25st woman with a fanny like a hippos yawn stuck between the front seats of a Datsun Cherry will stay with me forever.

So will the look on the fireman's face when we couldn't free her and they had to remove one of the front seats.
(kickstandrich last had sex with your mum/sister/wife/daughter on, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:16, 5 replies)

i bet you could have removed the front seat
but selfishly and it turns out to benefit you engaged the local fire men to deepen the yawning cavern of shame and to enhance this tale you have regaled us with.



well done and have a click for your post
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:38, closed)

fanny like a hippos yawn ..
...may well be the funniest sentance i've ever read
(mrbridger2010, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:11, closed)

*concurs wholeheartedly*
:D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 10:24, closed)

^^ this ^^
clicky
(SillyMoo, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:32, closed)

wtf?
consensus of opinion.
(NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:50, closed)