Receiving felatio from a lady I'd just met
in the toilets of a nighclub in north london (stay classy). Unforunately, for one reason or another, possibly due to the effects of alcohol (that's my exuse and i'm sticking to it), I was finding it quite difficult to come. The regret part came when she eventually took my penis out of her mouth and said "that's weird, the other guy couldn't come either".

Other guy?? We'd been snogging like a pair of teenagers only ten minutes previous.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:56, 9 replies)

Haha!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:33, closed)

Just because I fear I am one of those with a reputation with being a snide arsehole with nothing good to say about anyones replies all the time,
I would like to make it clear that this was heartily clicked.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 14:46, closed)

You were the other guy,
weren't you?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:05, closed)

I was actually the girl.
I needed the money for Frosty Jack.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:15, closed)

were you receiving fellatio while typing this?
click
( Regger, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:42, closed)

I suppose that was slightly better than
'The other guy didn't have that problem'.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:42, closed)

yeah
but there was no point in her mentioning the third guy as it wasn't weird
( Regger, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:47, closed)

Leaves a nasty taste in your mouth.
Did you notice?
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 20:31, closed)

A certain club in Torrens Street
with unisex toilets upstairs?
(DominusVobiscum My crack dealers are angels, Sun 11 Dec 2011, 16:01, closed)