The Shame
I'm not even going to write a story about this one....I'm just leaving you the photographic evidence. Make of it what you will and be thankful I've simply linked to it and not posted it in all it's technicolour goodness.

Yes, it's me.
( chickenlady says it's the biggest one she ever saw., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:39, closed)

...
I saw that on yr facebook... Nice bum!
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:42, )

Bicycle
The mudguard-less bike in the background gives it away. It's been known to happen to me when I cycled to the office.
( mistaspakkaman finally exists!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 18:03, )

Honey,
Please, PLEEZ tell me that's mud!
(TDub I renewed marriage vows in HELL! Michigan, that is, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 18:21, )

^^ what Enzyme said
Nice and pert - I've got a bum like an ironing board.
( Big-girl's-blouse After 23/8/2008 life will never be the same., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 18:28, )

yes
I like your reflective bits.
(crackhouseceilidhband So I'm going back down to the Adios Lounge, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 18:36, )

er, what they said
Nice bum ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) decunted the apostrophe from its fuck, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 23:28, )

alas I also saw it on Facebook
Via Humpty

But have a click anyway.
( Ogwen69 is quite spectacularly fucked off with things, Sun 30 Mar 2008, 11:54, )

Very nice bum indeed...
...but I'm still hotter than you on HotOrNot! Bwaahaahaahaahaaaaa!
(The Resident Loon drives women crazy, but not in the good way, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 18:05, )