My mate Brian
once did a shit so big that he had to cut it in 2 with a bread knife so it would flush.

i don't know why he chose to tell anyone this because, despite it happening probably 7 years ago, maybe more, we still tell everyone that he meets about it.


More recently he took a shit that was so girthsome that he felt his sphincter close up like a door in 2001: A Space Odyssey. Another friend had to go have a look at it. Apparently it was as wide as a can of coke. And really long
(electrogirl no one thinks about the implications of a clown su, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 21:55, closed)