Shit Stories: Part Number TwoAs a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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disturbing bleeding from bad placesI'm not exactly sure on the history of that week, i think i was really busy or something.. and kept putting off going for a crap
anyway.. As per usual I've been eating tons.. and I'm concerned about the impending doom...
curl out a tiny turd... hmm thats not that bad.. then the rest shifted and i had to use all my strength to stop it.. because at the same time.. i had the stupidest amount of pain EVER.
3 days later.. I've still been putting it off, and decided that this has to go. D-day comes, i lost all control of my legs, and sight and everything went numb as it came out, wiped, and got VERY upset seeing a small amount of blood.. i was convinced i had somehow split my chocolate starfish.
it was okay after a few days... and a panicked call to NHS direct
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