Shit Stories: Part Number TwoAs a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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shit holeme and a mate saw a man SHIT A HOLE THROUGH HIS JEANS at 4am at a London bus stop. Let's just say the smell from the steaming putrid rankness combined with the smell from the near by hotdog stand has put me off hotdogs for life.
How the fuck he shat a hole though his pants i will never know. I just feel sorry for all the passengers of the bus he next staggered onto in his drunken stupor.
Mystery.
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Oh my GodI know the chances are slim, but was this a central London bus stop where buses to Stansted Airport stop?
Because if so, I WAS ON THAT BUS!
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 12:36, )
Fookin' 'ell!I can only assume the jeans were already damaged.
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Todd the Groincrusher Where's my fucking cement, you retards?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:18,
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do you reconIt slowly forced its way through?
Or burst out at high velocity with a minor explosion?
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:35, )
Don't think it was either of thoseI assume it was made of pure acid and simply burnt its way through...
(, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 15:55, )
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