Another 'Dam poo
I used to work in a famous hostel in Amsterdam and one day some shroomed-up kid decide to take a shit on the loo with the seat down - not only that, but it was the grittiest, messiest crap I'd ever seen like the fucker had got high then eaten the road outside. The cleaner refused to clear it up, unsurprisingly.

Also, at school someone once wrote their own name with a turd on the walls of the gym. They got caught. Wonder how.

Oh dear, retching now.
(badfox1 wonders who he's played by this episode on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 21:38, Reply)